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morganandthings

Poet and Fictioneer. Defender of Plain Cheerios. Weaknesses are Babies and Colorful Socks.
Jul 31 '14

thisfloweredone:

iwishihadafather:

YEEEEEEESSS

i’m done

(Source: africa-by-toto)

Jul 31 '14
cinnasownmockingjay:

quintobatchh:

strawberrypatty:

bludgertothehead:

marauderdream:

this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along 

and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man

Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lily. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.
Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.

Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive

Snape’s like Robin Thicke level creepy

cinnasownmockingjay:

quintobatchh:

strawberrypatty:

bludgertothehead:

marauderdream:

this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along 

and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man

Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lily. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.

Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.

Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive

Snape’s like Robin Thicke level creepy

Jul 31 '14

americandreambarbie:

FRIENDLY REMINDER that walking on grass is the same as physically assaulting a human being!!! :) grass is a plant and therefore has life and feelings and should be treated with dignity and respect!!! :) also it is an EXTREME personal and cultural slight to those who identify as grasskin or other plantkin!!! if i ever see one of you in person and you’re walking on grass you will be unfollowed blocked and deleted from the internet!!! :) uwu :)))

Jul 31 '14

(Source: marauders4evr)

Jul 31 '14
Jul 31 '14

dani-phandomz:

overdramatictoast:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT

Jul 31 '14

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

Jul 31 '14
Jul 31 '14

(Source: randomthingg)

Jul 31 '14

its-hollyx:

arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

image

This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

(Source: boywhocriedwerewolfarchive)

Jul 31 '14
hkirkh:

Throw me the ball!

hkirkh:

Throw me the ball!

Jul 31 '14
Jul 31 '14

soujizz:

omg i just realized

theyre called pancakes

 because theyre like cakes

but you cook them

wait for it

in a pAN

image

(Source: continello)

Jul 31 '14
Jul 31 '14

(Source: octopussoir-)